I-AM-FUDGE

Walked into the bathroom at Best Buy. Saw this on the ground, then thought about the scenario...

Kid: "mom, i have to use the bathroom."
Mom: "hurry up, i'll be right here in the car stereo section waiting for you."

4 hrs later...

Mom:"son, let's get ready for a bath."
(son goes into bathroom-for his bath)
Mom:"Um, Freddie, where are your underwear?

Son:"I don't know, I think I left them in the bathroom, in BEST BUY"